My life as Howard Stern's most prolific song parodist.
Hundreds of songs played on the air. Fourteen years of bra-size updates. One morning that mattered more than all of it combined.
A radio kid's entire life, tuned in order.
Lil Mikey is born.
A security guard, an angry elevator, and a mom who already knew.
Barbara Walters. Steven Tyler's mascara. Kenny Aronoff's fist bump.
Writes protest songs nobody asked for.
The silence ends. It feels like no time passed at all.
Robin says it. They play his song.
Counted down the way Casey Kasem taught him — worst kept for last, best saved for the end. (It was supposed to be ten. He couldn't decide.)
One visual per entry, counting down to the Birthday Bash. Built with BandVid AI.
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There I was, backstage at the Hammerstein Ballroom, about to perform in front of a room full of Hollywood A-listers. I was singing Eminem's "Lose Yourself" to myself, under my breath. I only had one shot. I was nervous. I was the first parody guy going on.
Right when I was about to panic, Kenny Aronoff — who had just finished playing drums for John Fogerty — gave me a fist bump and told me good luck.
The same Kenny Aronoff who played that epic drum fill in "Jack & Diane." The same Kenny Aronoff who put on a drum clinic when I was seventeen. The same Kenny Aronoff who had just walked off that stage with John Fogerty.
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Radio program director, TV sports reporter, and Howard Stern's most prolific song parody contributor since 2008. Currently heard on Ace Country 103.1 and KPVM TV in Pahrump, Nevada — and occasionally, on Sirius, against his better judgment.
Signed to Oglio Records. Documented in Rolling Stone and the Hollywood Reporter. Once mistaken for a tax write-off by a Wack Packer.
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